Marty Shambles3 Fourth of July Dishes That Say, “This is a Fine and Normal Country”The 4th of July is a time to reflect on the Land of the Free, and not to brood on how fucked everything is. So here are some dishes to help…Jun 26, 20221Jun 26, 20221
Marty ShamblesAn open letter to the sommelier that kicked me out of another wine tastingHey Wine Nerd,Jun 23, 20224Jun 23, 20224
Marty ShamblesSTUDY: NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ELIGIBLE FOR WRITING CONTESTA demographic survey of potential participants in a writing contest for Black Mockingbird Press found that nobody in the entire world is…Jun 17, 20222Jun 17, 20222
Marty ShamblesinShambolic ReviewAssetsJenny knew that art was dead. Her paintings of high praise were reduced to speculative assets, which were used in money laundering schemes…Jun 10, 20221Jun 10, 20221
Marty ShamblesDid you know you can use Kindle Create files to format your paperback?Yep. I done wrote a book. Or rather, I collected my favorite stories into one perfect-bound collection, also known as a book.Jun 5, 2022Jun 5, 2022
Marty ShamblesPlanned ObsolescenceEveryone decided the internet was a bad idea. The progenitors of this network recanted their utopian visions for shared information. Even…Apr 30, 2022Apr 30, 2022
Marty ShamblesMonster HighIn my dreams I am in a particular high school and everyone is dead in one way or another: zombies, vampires, skeletons. I’m told this is…Apr 22, 20221Apr 22, 20221
