Marty ShamblesinShambolic ReviewTatterdemalionRead more at MartyShambles.com10 min read·Sep 2, 2022----
Marty Shambles3 Fourth of July Dishes That Say, “This is a Fine and Normal Country”The 4th of July is a time to reflect on the Land of the Free, and not to brood on how fucked everything is. So here are some dishes to help…2 min read·Jun 26, 2022--1--1
Marty ShamblesAn open letter to the sommelier that kicked me out of another wine tastingHey Wine Nerd,2 min read·Jun 23, 2022--4--4
Marty ShamblesSTUDY: NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ELIGIBLE FOR WRITING CONTESTA demographic survey of potential participants in a writing contest for Black Mockingbird Press found that nobody in the entire world is…2 min read·Jun 17, 2022--2--2
Marty ShamblesinShambolic ReviewAssetsJenny knew that art was dead. Her paintings of high praise were reduced to speculative assets, which were used in money laundering schemes…5 min read·Jun 10, 2022--1--1
Marty ShamblesDid you know you can use Kindle Create files to format your paperback?Yep. I done wrote a book. Or rather, I collected my favorite stories into one perfect-bound collection, also known as a book.2 min read·Jun 5, 2022----
Marty ShamblesPlanned ObsolescenceEveryone decided the internet was a bad idea. The progenitors of this network recanted their utopian visions for shared information. Even…4 min read·Apr 30, 2022----
Marty ShamblesMonster HighIn my dreams I am in a particular high school and everyone is dead in one way or another: zombies, vampires, skeletons. I’m told this is…1 min read·Apr 22, 2022--1--1